holy Toledo!

where can I get one of these?!

welldressedsatan:

mr-owls:

welldressedsatan:

You misbehave, you get the owl.

why don’t I have this?

Well, if you’re ever in Decatur, Alabama, stop by Excalibur Vintage & Vinyl and this fine owl paddle could very well be yours.

BINGO.

this would be awesome for my store.

do you own these? contact me.

DON’T WAIT IN LINE AT WALMART LIKE THE OTHER SCHMUCKS! Get your loved ones a gift as unique as they are!

• USED RECORDS $2.99 OR LESS ARE BUY ONE GET ONE HALF OFF!

• BUY A RECORD PLAYER AND GET 5 ALBUMS FREE!! ($2.99 OR LESS)

• 10% OFF OF NEW RECORDS

• BUY ONE GET ONE HALF OFF ON ALL BOOKS!

• VINTAGE CLOTHING IS 30% OFF !

• VINTAGE JEWELRY IS   20% OFF !

• VINTAGE DECOR ITEMS AND CERAMICS 50% OFF!

• SUNGLASSES HALF OFF!!!!

• 1” BUTTONS ARE BUY ONE GET ONE FREE!

• EVERY PURCHASE OF $5 OR MORE GETS A FREE EXCALIBUR VINYL STICKER!

PLUS SO MUCH MORE BARGAINSANITY!!!

(the image is a parody on the “Occupy Wall st.” movement, don’t worry if you don’t get it, it’s not terribly funny.)

YES, all of them, plz.

hey! we used to have that book at the store!

this is what it looks like inside Excalibur Vintage and Vinyl.

every day.

24/7

365.